Halo Singapore Students,

Mid-year examinations is just around the corner. You must be busy mugging your Chemistry notes and doing lots of practice questions on it. Well Done!

Here is another interesting and funny Chemistry Rap song video (modelled after Vanilla Ice Ice Baby chart-topper) that i manage to find on the web. Take a short break and =) more!

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Here is a coulple moe of interesting Chemistry Jokes that i would like to share with you.

Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater

Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY

Q: What is the dullest element?
A: Bohrium

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I was coaching my students during the March Intensive Revision Program on Atoms and Bonding, and thought it would be interesting to find some funny videos on Atoms and Bonding. I managed to find one rap song on ATOM which i believe is a project as part of their curriculum. Well Done! Nice Rap!

Maybe this song will inspire towards similar Chemistry Project in your school curriculum?!

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Here is a coulple of interesting Chemistry Jokes that i would like to share with you.

Chemists are the *cleanest* people you’ll ever meet…
they wash their hands even *before* they go to the restroom!

Q: If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H-two-O-CUBED

Q: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?
A: Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe

Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!

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About Justus von Liebig (1803-1873).

One day he was approached by his assistant who all excited informed him
that he had just discovered a universal solvent.

Liebig asked: “And what is a universal solvent?”

Assistant: “One that dissolves all substances.”

Liebig: “Where are you going to keep that solvent, then?”

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Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: That’s not what I taught you.
Student: But you said the formula for water was…H to O.

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Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.
One said: “Why do you look so sad?”
The other responded: “I lost an electron.”
Concerned, One asked “Are you sure?”
The other replied “I’m positive.”

Indeed true. Hydrogen atom will become a Proton (H+)
when loses an electron and becomes positively charged.

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A female student wished to make some potassium hydroxide solution (aqueous) and decided to throw a large lump of potassium into a bucket of water. Her professor observed what she was about to do, out of the corner of his eye and hurried towards her, and after confirming this was what she was intending to do, asked her first to stir the water in the bucket for five minutes before adding the potassium. She was puzzled and ran after him to ask the purpose of this action.’It will give me time to get away’ said the professor.

Interesting isnt it. Potassium is one of the most reactive metal and will explode if it is dropped directly into water.

During class, the chemistry professor was demonstrating the properties of various acids.”Now I’m going to drop this silver coin into this glass of acid. Will it dissolve?”

“No sir,” one student called out.

“No?” queried the professor. “Perhaps you can explain why the silver won’t dissolve in this particular acid.”

“Because if it would, you wouldn’t have dropped it in!”

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ON A CHEMISTRY TEST at Midpark High School, Ohio, one question concerned how to clean the floor after a chemical-powder spill. In detail, I described the liquid I would combine with the powder in order to dissolve it with chemical bonding and electron transfer. I was pleased with my grasp of molecular structure until the exams were handed back. Our teacher asked another student to read her answer. She suggested a broom and a dustpan to sweep up the spill — and got full credit.–Contributed to “Tales Out of School” by Joe Astorino
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->> I thought this one is funny and very true. In examinations, students tends to answer too much out of the box, that it became irrelevant to the question. I.e. Out-of-point.